1 00:00:01,030 --> 00:00:02,700 ♫♫ 2 00:00:47,930 --> 00:00:49,900 Thank you very much. Keep the change. 3 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:51,770 Thank you very much, sir. 4 00:00:51,770 --> 00:00:53,170 Can I have my bill, please? 5 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:56,130 Certainly, sir. 6 00:00:56,130 --> 00:00:58,730 Bill for Table 7, please, Mrs. Crabbe. 7 00:00:58,730 --> 00:01:00,100 Thank you. 8 00:01:02,770 --> 00:01:05,770 Tell old Crabbe to put his tin opener away 9 00:01:05,770 --> 00:01:07,330 and come and have a drink, will you, my lovely? 10 00:01:07,330 --> 00:01:09,700 I´ll tell him, sir. 11 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,130 We´ll have the bill, now, please. 12 00:01:14,130 --> 00:01:15,130 Yes, sir. 13 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:17,070 Bill for Table 5, please. 14 00:01:17,070 --> 00:01:18,570 Coming up. 15 00:01:18,570 --> 00:01:20,500 Plummer wants you to have a drink with him. 16 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,430 Oh, God, doesn´t that man ever give up? 17 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:24,330 What´s he after? 18 00:01:24,330 --> 00:01:25,870 He wants to supply us with meat 19 00:01:25,870 --> 00:01:27,700 and he just won´t take no for an answer. 20 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:29,570 Oh, I´ve got a theory on butchers. 21 00:01:29,570 --> 00:01:31,330 I reckon it´s something to do with 22 00:01:31,330 --> 00:01:33,130 the constant proximity to death. 23 00:01:33,130 --> 00:01:34,900 Henderson, that three-course meal 24 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:38,230 I gave you earlier this evening was in exchange for 25 00:01:38,230 --> 00:01:40,600 the washing up, not for the meaning of life. 26 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,470 Well, what do you want me to tell him? 27 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:43,970 How are we doing in here? 28 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:50,030 It´s all right, Nicola. Leave it to Margaret, would you? 29 00:01:50,030 --> 00:01:52,870 Margaret, please, could you get rid of Plummer for me? 30 00:01:52,870 --> 00:01:55,430 I don´t think it would do you any harm 31 00:01:55,430 --> 00:01:56,730 to talk to him, Henry. 32 00:01:56,730 --> 00:01:58,670 I am not buying his meat, and that´s that. 33 00:01:58,670 --> 00:02:00,800 Well, it´s got to be cheaper than Bedlow´s. 34 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,530 The prices they charge, we could put a frame 35 00:02:02,530 --> 00:02:04,130 round the beef and hang it on the wall. 36 00:02:04,130 --> 00:02:05,470 Margaret. 37 00:02:05,470 --> 00:02:09,600 All right, all right. I´m going. 38 00:02:12,830 --> 00:02:14,770 - Keep the change. - Thank you, sir. 39 00:02:14,770 --> 00:02:16,800 - Whereabouts is...? - Top of the stairs, sir. 40 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,870 - Thank you very much, indeed. - Thank you. 41 00:02:18,870 --> 00:02:21,200 Good night. Good night, sir. Thank you. 42 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,270 There you go. 43 00:02:28,270 --> 00:02:31,830 I am sorry, Henry´s got a lot of clearing up to do. 44 00:02:31,830 --> 00:02:33,970 I hope you enjoyed your meal. 45 00:02:33,970 --> 00:02:36,630 Yeah, not bad, not bad. 46 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:41,630 Bring on the plastic, will you, my lovely? 47 00:02:41,630 --> 00:02:43,970 I want to go for a Jimmy riddle. 48 00:02:43,970 --> 00:02:45,470 Right, ´night, then. 49 00:02:45,470 --> 00:02:48,130 - Good night, Nicola. - Good night, Nicola. 50 00:02:48,130 --> 00:02:49,930 Thanks a lot. 51 00:02:49,930 --> 00:02:53,970 God, don´t these people have any homes to go to? 52 00:03:01,270 --> 00:03:04,730 Are you going to be in there all night? 53 00:03:04,730 --> 00:03:09,930 Oi! Can you hear me? 54 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,670 That little fellow, I reckon he´s fallen down your loo. 55 00:03:21,670 --> 00:03:23,170 He´s been there for ages, he has. 56 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:24,670 Oh, dear. 57 00:03:24,670 --> 00:03:26,170 I was banging on the door. 58 00:03:26,170 --> 00:03:27,830 I couldn´t get a cheep out of him. 59 00:03:27,830 --> 00:03:30,000 If he doesn´t come out soon, I´ll have to tie a knot in it. 60 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:34,900 I´m worried about Table 7. 61 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:37,700 He went to the gents´ ages no. There´s no sign of him. 62 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:40,270 - I´ll go and have a look. - Thanks, John. 63 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,870 It´s all go in here, isn´t it? 64 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:56,470 Sir, is everything all right in there? 65 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:59,000 Sir, are you all right in there? 66 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,430 Same sort of thing happened at my last place. 67 00:04:01,430 --> 00:04:03,230 What was that? 68 00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:05,270 Customer had a heart attack in the gents´. 69 00:04:05,270 --> 00:04:08,530 I think you ought to kick the door down. 70 00:04:15,530 --> 00:04:18,430 Ah! The man himself. 71 00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:20,100 Could I have a word, Crabbe, old bean? 72 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:21,730 Not now, Plummer. 73 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,830 Oh. He´s not, is he? 74 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:31,430 Yes, I think he is. 75 00:04:31,430 --> 00:04:35,330 Right. Margaret, downstairs with me. 76 00:04:35,330 --> 00:04:37,730 John, stay here, make sure nobody else comes in. 77 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:45,100 Um, did he, uh, pay his bill? 78 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:48,000 Oh. 79 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,200 You´re telling me the geezer in the khazi´s brown bread? 80 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,030 Keep your voice down! 81 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,100 There´s a slight problem, sir. 82 00:04:56,100 --> 00:04:57,700 Perhaps you wouldn´t mind using the ladies´. 83 00:04:57,700 --> 00:04:59,570 Everything all right, is it? 84 00:04:59,570 --> 00:05:01,470 Oh, yes, sir. Everything´s under control. 85 00:05:01,470 --> 00:05:07,730 Sorry, sir, to inconvenience you. 86 00:05:21,230 --> 00:05:22,870 There´s a slight problem, Mr. Plummer. 87 00:05:22,870 --> 00:05:24,430 It´s that little feller, isn´t it? 88 00:05:24,430 --> 00:05:25,730 Everything´s under control. 89 00:05:25,730 --> 00:05:27,270 He´s popped his clogs, hasn´t he? 90 00:05:27,270 --> 00:05:29,200 - Please, Mr. Plummer! - Can I have a look? 91 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,730 You don´t have to worry about me. 92 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:32,300 I´m a butcher, I´ve seen everything. 93 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:34,200 If you wouldn´t mind just using the ladies´. 94 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,970 Well, as a matter of fact, I do mind. 95 00:05:35,970 --> 00:05:37,230 You can call me old-fashioned, 96 00:05:37,230 --> 00:05:39,530 but I prefer to... hang out with the chaps. 97 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:44,570 Come on downstairs and I´ll show you 98 00:05:44,570 --> 00:05:46,070 where the staff lavatory is. 99 00:05:46,070 --> 00:05:48,900 The staff lavatory? I can´t wait. 100 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:52,500 No, police and ambulance, please. 101 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,800 Don´t mention a word of this to anyone, Henderson. 102 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,000 People get very irrational about this sort of thing. 103 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,470 You mean they´ll think it´s the food? 104 00:05:58,470 --> 00:06:01,830 Thank you. Thank you! They´re on their way. 105 00:06:01,830 --> 00:06:03,200 Good. Oh, no. 106 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:07,370 I´ve told Mr. Plummer he can use the staff lavatory. 107 00:06:07,370 --> 00:06:09,700 Mr. Plummer, if you´d like to just step this way. 108 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:11,670 Very kind of you, but, on second thoughts, 109 00:06:11,670 --> 00:06:14,400 I think I´ll wait ´til I get home. 110 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,370 Come on, my lovely, let´s be off. 111 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:21,170 At least we´re not going out feet-first. 112 00:06:21,170 --> 00:06:25,770 I´m only joking, Crabbe. Night, all. 113 00:06:25,770 --> 00:06:29,030 Wait a minute. He´s upstairs, all alone, isn´t he? 114 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:32,030 On my way. 115 00:06:32,030 --> 00:06:33,700 Table 5 have gone. 116 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:36,070 Thank God. 117 00:06:46,730 --> 00:06:48,770 Where is he? 118 00:06:48,770 --> 00:06:51,730 Upstairs. 119 00:06:51,730 --> 00:06:54,800 - Sorry about this. - What? 120 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,770 Well, he´s sort of, um, gone. 121 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:04,030 Um -- 122 00:07:10,070 --> 00:07:11,670 We´ve got a male Caucasian, 123 00:07:11,670 --> 00:07:14,030 aged between 50 and 70. 124 00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:17,130 Gray hair, ginger hair, or no hair at all. 125 00:07:17,130 --> 00:07:19,030 Possibly a moustache, possibly not. 126 00:07:19,030 --> 00:07:23,970 Three votes for glasses, two against, and one abstention. 127 00:07:23,970 --> 00:07:26,170 Thank you all very much. 128 00:07:26,170 --> 00:07:28,100 Right, you lot, back to work. 129 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:30,270 Henderson, go and get me some King Edwards. 130 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:31,830 Right, bye. 131 00:07:31,830 --> 00:07:33,070 Bye. 132 00:07:33,070 --> 00:07:35,400 Bye. 133 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:38,930 Really, how much did he have to drink, Mrs. Crabbe? 134 00:07:38,930 --> 00:07:41,930 Oh, two large gin-and-tonics, 135 00:07:41,930 --> 00:07:43,830 one bottle of claret, two Armagnacs. 136 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:46,670 Well, that´s an awful lot, isn´t it? 137 00:07:46,670 --> 00:07:49,270 Would you like me to work it out in units for you, Sergeant? 138 00:07:49,270 --> 00:07:52,130 That won´t be necessary, sir. All I´m saying is -- 139 00:07:52,130 --> 00:07:54,500 I know what you´re saying, Cambridge. 140 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:56,300 He had too much to drink and passed out in the lav, 141 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:59,370 where I mistakenly pronounced him dead. 142 00:07:59,370 --> 00:08:01,830 And then ten minutes later, he comes to, 143 00:08:01,830 --> 00:08:03,600 stimulated, no doubt, by my pathetic attempts 144 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,270 at the kiss of life, 145 00:08:05,270 --> 00:08:07,200 and wanders out into the night. 146 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,230 Well, it does seem 147 00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:10,900 the most likely explanation, Margaret. 148 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:14,270 I know, it´s just -- oh, there was something. 149 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:19,870 Shouldn´t you be doing origami on your napkins, John? 150 00:08:19,870 --> 00:08:21,370 Yes, Mr. Crabbe. 151 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:23,270 Now, while I´ve got all your attention, 152 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,330 can we please put the events of last night behind us? 153 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,200 Morbid speculation is going to get us nowhere. 154 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,470 Yes, Mr. Crabbe. 155 00:08:28,470 --> 00:08:29,530 Morning, all. 156 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:31,300 Oh. 157 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:35,300 Brought you a present. Nice bit of beef. 158 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:38,570 Look, Plummer, we are extremely busy. 159 00:08:38,570 --> 00:08:41,300 Look at that, prime Scotch beef. 160 00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:43,900 Hung for 15 days. Eat it in the next two or three. 161 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:46,030 Look at that marbling of fat, look at the color. 162 00:08:46,030 --> 00:08:47,530 No, no, I´m sorry, I can´t. 163 00:08:47,530 --> 00:08:49,030 No strings attached. 164 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:50,930 You like it -- and, believe me, you will -- 165 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:53,230 I can let you have that at £1.70 a pound on the bone. 166 00:08:53,230 --> 00:08:55,470 Hello. 167 00:08:55,470 --> 00:08:58,370 What´s this? 168 00:08:58,370 --> 00:09:01,430 It´s a bit of rump. 169 00:09:01,430 --> 00:09:03,470 Sometimes we use chuck, it depends on the marinade. 170 00:09:03,470 --> 00:09:04,970 Bedlow´s rump, is it? 171 00:09:04,970 --> 00:09:06,470 Bedlow´s organic rump. 172 00:09:06,470 --> 00:09:09,070 Organic, eh? How do you know it´s organic? 173 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:10,270 What are you suggesting? 174 00:09:10,270 --> 00:09:11,870 You can look at a bit of beef 175 00:09:11,870 --> 00:09:14,600 and tell if it´s got enough fat in it, can´t you? 176 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,970 You can tell, by the color, if it´s been hung too long, 177 00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:18,970 and when you eat it, you´ll soon know if it hasn´t 178 00:09:18,970 --> 00:09:21,070 been hung long enough, but it could have more hormones 179 00:09:21,070 --> 00:09:23,470 than a Russian weightlifter, you wouldn´t notice the difference. 180 00:09:23,470 --> 00:09:26,200 It´s a question of trust, Plummer. 181 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,530 My point, exactly. 182 00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:33,100 Well, I must love you and leave you. 183 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:35,100 Oh, by the way, 184 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:39,670 when Bedlow´s delivers, do you weigh everything? 185 00:09:39,670 --> 00:09:42,330 No, why? 186 00:09:42,330 --> 00:09:46,600 Just a thought. Toodle-pip. 187 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:49,830 What a nerve! 188 00:09:52,030 --> 00:09:53,600 I´ve just found some car keys. 189 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:57,070 Oh, just put them behind the bar, John. 190 00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:58,400 Somebody will claim them, eventually. 191 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,770 From under his table. 192 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:02,600 Oh, no. 193 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,830 Oh, no. 194 00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:08,400 Something has just occurred to me 195 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,970 which should´ve occurred to me yesterday. 196 00:10:09,970 --> 00:10:12,230 What´s that? 197 00:10:12,230 --> 00:10:14,470 Well, if he wasn´t local and he was within walking distance 198 00:10:14,470 --> 00:10:16,200 of where he was staying, that can only mean -- 199 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,570 The Crown! 200 00:10:17,570 --> 00:10:18,900 Exactly. 201 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:20,330 He´s probably tucking into his 202 00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:22,770 Olde Worlde English Breakfast Special at this very moment. 203 00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:27,300 Well, if he is, that will be the end of him. 204 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,270 Sounds like the bloke in 23. 205 00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:50,930 Here we are. Mr. Jones. 206 00:10:50,930 --> 00:10:53,630 Little bloke, gray hair, gray suit. 207 00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:55,830 On brief acquaintance, I´d say 208 00:10:55,830 --> 00:10:57,330 that "gray" was the key word, here. 209 00:10:57,330 --> 00:11:01,100 Yes. Well, that sounds like him. 210 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:04,670 He must´ve forgotten to write his address. 211 00:11:04,670 --> 00:11:06,770 Is he in? I´d like a word. 212 00:11:06,770 --> 00:11:09,230 He´s not here anymore. He checked out last night. 213 00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:11,030 Oh, he didn´t stay overnight, then? 214 00:11:11,030 --> 00:11:12,700 Last-minute change of plan, apparently. 215 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:16,100 Paid the full whack, so I can´t complain. 216 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,770 Hmm, well, at least he´s all right. 217 00:11:17,770 --> 00:11:19,070 Or, rather, his friend did. 218 00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:20,330 His friend did what? 219 00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:21,700 Returned his room key 220 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,900 and paid the bill. Young chap. 221 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,600 It seems that Mr. Jones bumped into some friends 222 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,130 at your restaurant and decided to spend the night with them. 223 00:11:28,130 --> 00:11:30,630 What about his car? 224 00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:32,170 He didn´t come in a car. 225 00:11:32,170 --> 00:11:33,900 He came in a minicab from the station. 226 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,330 Look, what´s this all about, anyway? 227 00:11:35,330 --> 00:11:36,730 I´m just trying to return 228 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,170 some property of his, that´s all. 229 00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:40,100 Can´t help you there, I´m afraid. 230 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,530 Yeah. 231 00:11:41,530 --> 00:11:44,470 Well, thanks, anyway. 232 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:54,700 Um... 233 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:56,370 did he make any phone calls at all? 234 00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:58,570 I´d have to check his bill. 235 00:11:58,570 --> 00:12:03,130 Oh, thanks very much, indeed. 236 00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:06,300 But he didn´t meet any friends here, did he? 237 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,900 Well, perhaps he met someone 238 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,400 when he left the restaurant. 239 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,870 Oh, yes, he wanders out into Middleton High Street 240 00:12:11,870 --> 00:12:14,930 at 11:00 at night, having been unconscious for twenty minutes, 241 00:12:14,930 --> 00:12:17,430 and bumps into some old friends and decides, then and there, 242 00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:19,170 he´s going to spend the night with them, yes. 243 00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:21,270 Yes, why not? 244 00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:26,500 Did you know Bedlow´s are supplying the Crown? 245 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:29,230 Henry, you´re not listening to a word I say. 246 00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:33,170 I mean, The Crown! I was amazed. 247 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:36,070 Remember, we had a meal there before we bought the restaurant. 248 00:12:36,070 --> 00:12:39,530 I had steak, it tasted like a carpet tile. 249 00:12:39,530 --> 00:12:41,400 It can´t have been Bedlow´s. 250 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,400 Henry, I want to talk to you, outside, now. 251 00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:08,470 Henry, I just think there is something odd going on. 252 00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:10,930 All right, let´s just imagine that Mr. Jones 253 00:13:10,930 --> 00:13:14,600 "shuffled off this mortal coil" in our upstairs loo. 254 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,470 What happened then? 255 00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:18,530 Well, somebody moved him. 256 00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,000 Who? The restaurant was empty. 257 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,800 What about the couple on Table 5? 258 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,030 They were still there when John and Plummer came down. 259 00:13:24,030 --> 00:13:27,930 Oh, they took Mr. Jones? But why, opportunistic theft? 260 00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:30,700 Look, Margaret, I know people pinch our ashtrays, 261 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:33,000 but making off with dead customers 262 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,670 is a bit over the top, isn´t it? 263 00:13:34,670 --> 00:13:36,170 Well, I don´t know why, 264 00:13:36,170 --> 00:13:38,770 for heaven´s sake, I´m not the detective! 265 00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:41,570 All right, well, we know that Jones 266 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,000 made a couple of phone calls from The Crown Hotel. 267 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,630 Cambridge is having them traced, so maybe we´ll have a chance 268 00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:49,530 to sort this thing out once and for all. 269 00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:52,770 Ah, so you do think there´s something odd 270 00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:54,330 going on here, don´t you? 271 00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:56,430 Come on, Henry, admit it. 272 00:13:56,430 --> 00:14:01,270 Look, I think Mr. Jones is wandering around his house, 273 00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:02,930 somewhat hung over, 274 00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:06,000 wondering where on Earth he left his car keys. 275 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:10,800 Well, I hope you´re right. 276 00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:23,030 The Disappearing Diner made a phone call 277 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,030 to a private address in Carthage. 278 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:28,270 Mrs. G. Burgess. 279 00:14:28,270 --> 00:14:31,500 And another to a garage in Heathrow, 280 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,170 long-term parking, 281 00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:35,470 car serviced while you fly. 282 00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:37,100 Thank you, Cambridge. 283 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,300 You will get your reward in heaven, if not before. 284 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:43,770 Thank you, sir. Mm! I must go. 285 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:45,400 Aren´t you going to give me the other half? 286 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,900 Afraid not, sir. 287 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:48,900 I´m working with this team from Regional Crime. 288 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:52,030 They think we´ve got a perfume factory on our patch. 289 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:53,730 A what? 290 00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:55,530 Imitation-perfume, sir. 291 00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:58,070 Expensive labels, worthless muck: huge industry. 292 00:14:58,070 --> 00:14:59,730 Well, I don´t doubt it. 293 00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:01,400 It destabilizes the economy, sir. 294 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,770 It should be of concern to us all. 295 00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:04,300 Well, string ´em up, I say. 296 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,500 Bye, sir. 297 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:10,430 Bye, Cambridge. 298 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:12,530 And thanks. 299 00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:31,370 Mrs. Burgess? 300 00:15:31,370 --> 00:15:32,700 Yes? 301 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:34,200 Hello, my name is Henry Crabbe. 302 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,700 I´m looking for a Mr. Norman Jones. 303 00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:37,700 I believe you might be able to help me find him. 304 00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,670 Are you selling something? 305 00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:41,800 No, no, no, no, I´ve got something 306 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,730 a set of car keys. 307 00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:46,030 Oh, I see. 308 00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:48,030 Well, actually, Mr. Jones is my brother. 309 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,700 Do come in, please. 310 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,430 Thank you. 311 00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,230 I´m sorry about the mess. 312 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:07,600 Some friends came round for tea. I won´t be a minute. 313 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,100 Can I get you anything, Mr. Crabbe? 314 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,570 No, no, nothing for me, thank you. 315 00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:43,100 It´s very clever, that. 316 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,870 Yes, it is, isn´t it? 317 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:47,100 My brother loves that sort of thing. 318 00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:53,870 And I like the duck over the door. 319 00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:57,070 Oh, you noticed him, did you? Yes, well, we call him Clyde. 320 00:16:57,070 --> 00:16:58,670 Very nice. 321 00:16:58,670 --> 00:17:00,770 So your brother lives here with you, does he? 322 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,130 Yes, but he´s away an awful lot. 323 00:17:03,130 --> 00:17:05,070 He´s away on business at the moment. 324 00:17:05,070 --> 00:17:07,030 That´s why he was at your restaurant, 325 00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:08,630 I suppose. 326 00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:09,900 How was he? 327 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,400 Uh, well, he was, um -- 328 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,630 Well, to be honest with you, I didn´t see much of him. 329 00:17:14,630 --> 00:17:17,370 Oh, dear, well, I hope he wasn´t overdoing it. 330 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,670 He has to be very careful. Doctor´s orders, you know. 331 00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:21,900 Really? 332 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:27,770 So he dropped his car keys, did he? Typical. 333 00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:30,270 Well, he didn´t come to the restaurant in the car, 334 00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:32,670 so that´s probably why he didn´t notice 335 00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:34,300 when he dropped the keys. 336 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,800 It´s a red BMW, isn´t it? 337 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,970 Do you know? I think it´s black. 338 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:42,500 But I´m not very good about cars, I´m afraid. 339 00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:46,270 Um -- 340 00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:48,070 Ha. 341 00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:51,500 Um -- well, you´re not going to believe this, 342 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,500 but I think I´ve lost the keys, myself. 343 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,370 Oh, dear. 344 00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:58,670 Yes, I´ve just got a picture of them 345 00:17:58,670 --> 00:18:01,130 behind the bar in the restaurant. 346 00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:03,100 Never mind. 347 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,970 Sorry about that, Mrs. Burgess. 348 00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:06,670 Perhaps I could pop them in the post? 349 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:07,970 Yes, that would be fine. 350 00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:10,300 Right. Oh, better still -- 351 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,970 get your brother to give me a call at the restaurant. 352 00:18:12,970 --> 00:18:15,870 Yes, there´s my card. 353 00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:20,530 You haven´t spoken with him today at all, have you? 354 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:24,130 Oh, no, I should think he´s much too busy to ring me. 355 00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:26,900 Right. I´d best be off, then. 356 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,370 How did you track us down, Mr. Crabbe? 357 00:18:34,370 --> 00:18:35,930 It was very clever of you. 358 00:18:35,930 --> 00:18:37,830 I got the address from your brother´s hotel. 359 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:39,500 Look, I´m sorry about those keys. 360 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,170 Oh, that´s all right. 361 00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:42,870 Thank you for going to so much trouble. 362 00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:44,800 It was no trouble. Bye, now. 363 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,200 Bye. 364 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:55,830 What the flaming heck was that all about? 365 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,570 Maybe he was just trying to return the car keys. 366 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,370 Jason, pigs will fly before your uncle 367 00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:02,770 writes his real address in an hotel register. 368 00:19:02,770 --> 00:19:05,400 Something´s happened -- 369 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,630 something´s happening, so he´s keeping his head down. 370 00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:16,370 It´s the bloke from that restaurant. 371 00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:19,570 What´s he doing here? Are we missing something? 372 00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:21,130 I don´t know. 373 00:19:21,130 --> 00:19:23,300 Well, whatever. 374 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,900 I think we ought to wait here, don´t you? 375 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:29,100 You´re the boss. 376 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,170 Okay, we´ll wait here. 377 00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:41,030 Sooner or later, one of them´s 378 00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:44,300 going to make a move, don´t you reckon? 379 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,030 How can I help you, sir? 380 00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:24,200 Detective Inspector Crabbe, Barstock CID. 381 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,630 I´m looking for a black BMW. 382 00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:28,300 Well, we´ve got a few of them. 383 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,800 What, been nicked, has it? 384 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,300 Well, it might have been. 385 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,730 We don´t know the registration number, 386 00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:35,530 but we think the owner´s name might be Jones. 387 00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:39,070 Jones? 388 00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:41,600 Here it is. 389 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:45,870 Registration -- K315 UUT. 390 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,230 Could I have a look at it? 391 00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:48,730 No problem. I´ll show you where it is. 392 00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:51,200 Oh, just hang on. 393 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,670 Hello, could you just hang on for a minute, please? Thank you. 394 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,870 It´s row D. Three cars down. 395 00:20:56,870 --> 00:20:59,100 Cheers. 396 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:02,400 Yeah. Sorry about that. How can I help you? 397 00:21:58,570 --> 00:22:00,600 Any joy, Inspector? 398 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,070 Was he a little fellow, then, was he? 399 00:22:03,070 --> 00:22:04,570 Gray hair and gray suit? 400 00:22:04,570 --> 00:22:06,170 Yeah, that´s right, a little bloke. 401 00:22:06,170 --> 00:22:07,700 What´s he done, then? 402 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:10,930 Well, we´re not sure. When´s he picking it up? 403 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,930 He´s paid up until next Friday. 404 00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:16,070 Oh. Would you give me a call on this number when he does? 405 00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:18,430 Pie in the Sky, what´s that? 406 00:22:18,430 --> 00:22:21,070 I´m sorry, that´s a restaurant I went to once. 407 00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:25,700 There´s the card. 408 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:27,900 Well, hard to say, really, but there must´ve been 409 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:29,500 about, oh, quarter of a million pounds. 410 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,470 Good heavens! 411 00:22:31,470 --> 00:22:35,670 Yeah, and the car was registered to Norman Jones. 412 00:22:35,670 --> 00:22:37,330 Mrs. Burgess wasn´t overkeen to acknowledge 413 00:22:37,330 --> 00:22:39,000 he was her brother, 414 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,700 until I happened to mention the car keys, ha ha ha. 415 00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:46,930 Well, why didn´t you give them to her? 416 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:49,100 Aha! 417 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:52,600 Well, you see, Margaret, I´ve spent half my lifetime 418 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,600 sitting in people´s kitchens, being systematically lied to, 419 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,870 so I know the signs to look out for, do you know what I mean? 420 00:22:57,870 --> 00:23:00,400 Besides, there´d been somebody else in the house. 421 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,730 There were cups and saucers for three, 422 00:23:02,730 --> 00:23:04,970 the teapot was full and piping hot. 423 00:23:04,970 --> 00:23:07,170 They must have scarpered right after I rang the bell. 424 00:23:07,170 --> 00:23:08,830 What are you going to do? 425 00:23:08,830 --> 00:23:10,330 Well 426 00:23:10,330 --> 00:23:12,130 I´ve got some of these herb sausages. 427 00:23:12,130 --> 00:23:15,100 I thought we might try them tomorrow 428 00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:16,570 with a parsnip and potato mash 429 00:23:16,570 --> 00:23:18,100 and a cucumber relish I want to try. 430 00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:19,470 Cucumber relish, eh? 431 00:23:19,470 --> 00:23:20,800 - Yeah. - Henry. 432 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,300 Just a minute. 433 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:24,270 You slice them very, very thin, then salt them generously 434 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:26,000 and let them stand for, oh, about an hour. 435 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,100 Then rinse off the salt, pat them dry, and then add 436 00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:32,570 sugar, white wine vinegar, and some finely chopped parsley. 437 00:23:32,570 --> 00:23:33,900 Right. 438 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:36,330 And you might want to try some thyme as well. 439 00:23:36,330 --> 00:23:38,670 Henry! What are you going to do? 440 00:23:38,670 --> 00:23:42,000 Well, I thought I would sneak into the garage 441 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,830 late tonight, I would grab the money 442 00:23:43,830 --> 00:23:46,500 and stash it somewhere safe, leave it there 443 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:51,300 for a couple or three years and then who knows? 444 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:53,530 Buy a little farmhouse 445 00:23:53,530 --> 00:23:56,500 in the Vallée de la Loire, bit of a vineyard -- 446 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,470 Château Crabbe, what do you think? 447 00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:00,530 I´m not in the mood for jokes. 448 00:24:00,530 --> 00:24:05,970 Look, Margaret, I am not going to get involved 449 00:24:05,970 --> 00:24:08,800 because it´s not my problem. 450 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,500 I´ve given all the information to Cambridge. 451 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,230 She can make a name for herself if she wants to. 452 00:24:12,230 --> 00:24:13,630 I just don´t understand why you´ve got 453 00:24:13,630 --> 00:24:15,130 such a bee in your bonnet about this one. 454 00:24:15,130 --> 00:24:17,300 It´s that poor little man, Henry. 455 00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:21,000 I keep seeing him, lying on the floor. 456 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,270 I just want to know what´s happened to him, 457 00:24:23,270 --> 00:24:25,900 that´s all! 458 00:24:35,830 --> 00:24:39,770 Jason´s on the move. 459 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:42,400 This could be it. You reckon? 460 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,670 Well, let´s follow him and find out. 461 00:25:23,030 --> 00:25:27,030 Table for one, is it, sir? 462 00:25:27,030 --> 00:25:28,670 Yeah, looks like it. 463 00:25:28,670 --> 00:25:30,400 In the window, perhaps? 464 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,800 No, this will do. 465 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:37,030 As you wish, sir. 466 00:25:37,030 --> 00:25:38,600 Can I get you a drink or anything? 467 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,630 Yeah, scotch and Coke. 468 00:25:40,630 --> 00:25:42,100 - Yes, sir. - Lots of rocks. 469 00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:43,430 Yes, sir. 470 00:25:43,430 --> 00:25:44,770 Hold on. 471 00:25:44,770 --> 00:25:46,500 Yes, sir? 472 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:48,000 Is Crabbe about? 473 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,900 I think so, sir. 474 00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:51,570 ´Cause he´s got my Uncle Norman´s car keys. 475 00:25:51,570 --> 00:25:52,730 I´m sorry? 476 00:25:52,730 --> 00:25:54,170 My Uncle Norman, 477 00:25:54,170 --> 00:25:56,200 he left his car keys here the other night. 478 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,670 Oh, I see. 479 00:25:57,670 --> 00:26:00,270 I will tell Mr. Crabbe that you´re here, sir. 480 00:26:06,430 --> 00:26:08,370 Mr. Crabbe, there´s a gentleman on Table 7. 481 00:26:08,370 --> 00:26:09,570 It´s the little bloke´s nephew. 482 00:26:09,570 --> 00:26:11,030 He says he´d like to speak to you. 483 00:26:11,030 --> 00:26:12,870 Run that by me again, would you, John? 484 00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:14,870 There´s someone in the hot seat. 485 00:26:14,870 --> 00:26:16,600 There´s a bloke on Table 7, 486 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,230 the little chap´s nephew, come to collect the car keys. 487 00:26:19,230 --> 00:26:21,870 Oh, God! 488 00:26:21,870 --> 00:26:23,630 Oh, my God. 489 00:26:23,630 --> 00:26:25,700 He´s sitting at the same table. 490 00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:27,600 The table of doom! 491 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,800 Spooky. 492 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,300 I´ll get him his drink. 493 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:31,830 Tell him I´ll be out in a minute, John. 494 00:26:31,830 --> 00:26:33,100 Yes, Mr. Crabbe. 495 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,300 Hello, Detective Sergeant Cambridge, please. 496 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,970 Mr. Crabbe will be out shortly, sir. 497 00:26:37,970 --> 00:26:39,700 May I take your order? 498 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:41,230 I´ll have pie and chips. 499 00:26:41,230 --> 00:26:42,730 A very good choice, sir. 500 00:26:42,730 --> 00:26:44,230 Where´s your bog? 501 00:26:44,230 --> 00:26:46,470 Top of the stairs, sir. 502 00:26:46,470 --> 00:26:48,700 Thank you. 503 00:26:53,470 --> 00:26:55,770 Anyone else comes back down those stairs, 504 00:26:55,770 --> 00:26:57,070 you know what to do. 505 00:27:01,770 --> 00:27:03,400 One pie-and-chips, please. 506 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,900 Where´s he gone? 507 00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:06,400 The loo. Where do you think? 508 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,900 Did you tell him about the door? 509 00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:09,400 What door? 510 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,400 The door to the gents´. Didn´t Mrs. Crabbe tell you? 511 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,000 It sticks since you kicked it in. 512 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,430 Nobody told me about that. 513 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:20,430 The curse of Table 7. 514 00:27:25,470 --> 00:27:28,330 You have to be firm with that, it sticks. 515 00:27:28,330 --> 00:27:29,970 What? 516 00:27:29,970 --> 00:27:31,570 The door sticks. Give it a good shove. 517 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:38,570 Oi! Do you mind? 518 00:27:38,570 --> 00:27:40,070 Well, it won´t open 519 00:27:40,070 --> 00:27:42,330 if there´s someone in there, will it? 520 00:27:49,630 --> 00:27:52,670 Oi, are you still out there? 521 00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:53,970 Yes. 522 00:27:53,970 --> 00:27:56,100 Well, give us a hand. I´m -- I´m stuck in here. 523 00:28:04,630 --> 00:28:08,470 The gents´ door is causing problems, John. 524 00:28:08,470 --> 00:28:10,570 You´d better take a look. 525 00:28:13,030 --> 00:28:15,600 Bye, all, back at 5:00. 526 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,070 Stop right there! 527 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:19,800 Detective Sergeant Purvis, Regional Crime Squad. 528 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,470 Give me that briefcase, now. 529 00:28:21,470 --> 00:28:22,900 I beg your pardon! 530 00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:25,400 - I think you ought to, uh -- - Shut it. 531 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,600 I said, give me that briefcase. 532 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:28,900 Certainly not. 533 00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:31,000 I really think you ought to -- 534 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,900 I said, shut it! 535 00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:35,030 Oh! 536 00:28:35,030 --> 00:28:36,730 Move away from that door. 537 00:28:36,730 --> 00:28:39,700 I see you´ve met DS Purvis, sir. 538 00:28:43,970 --> 00:28:46,100 Okay, one more time. Are you ready, in there? 539 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:47,570 Here we go! 540 00:28:54,930 --> 00:28:57,700 Sir, DI Ripley, DS Purvis, Regional Crime. 541 00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:59,000 I told you about them. 542 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,770 Oh, yes, the perfume patrol. 543 00:29:01,770 --> 00:29:04,200 Perfume business was a smokescreen. 544 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,300 We´ve been on this investigation 12 months, now. 545 00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:09,000 I don´t want the local woodentops going round 546 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,870 flapping their mouths. 547 00:29:10,870 --> 00:29:13,130 Uh, what investigation? 548 00:29:13,130 --> 00:29:15,270 The target is Norman Jones. 549 00:29:15,270 --> 00:29:17,500 Real name, James Henry Burgess. 550 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:20,470 One of the top forgers in Europe and never been nicked. 551 00:29:20,470 --> 00:29:22,200 He was in your restaurant the other night. 552 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,600 Now, his son, Jason´s, in there, feeding his face. 553 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,300 I see. 554 00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:28,300 Jimmy Burgess has been turning out 555 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,600 the best 20-quid drinking vouchers ever seen. 556 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,670 Last week, he left home with a suitcaseful. 557 00:29:33,670 --> 00:29:35,470 We reckon over a quarter of a million, face value. 558 00:29:35,470 --> 00:29:38,170 And what went wrong? 559 00:29:38,170 --> 00:29:40,330 Well, we followed him, we wanted to nick him 560 00:29:40,330 --> 00:29:42,300 and whoever he was selling the forged notes on to. 561 00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:44,630 That´s how we ended up here, but somewhere along the way, 562 00:29:44,630 --> 00:29:46,530 Burgess pulled a stroke and dumped the money 563 00:29:46,530 --> 00:29:48,900 and we don´t know where. 564 00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:50,570 Cambridge. 565 00:29:50,570 --> 00:29:53,600 Black BMW. 566 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,770 Registration number Kilo 315 Uniform Uniform Tango. 567 00:29:56,770 --> 00:29:58,400 That´s Burgess´s car. 568 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,630 I reported the whereabouts of the vehicle 569 00:30:00,630 --> 00:30:03,600 and its contents, sir, it´s under observation. 570 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,130 Thank you, Cambridge. 571 00:30:06,130 --> 00:30:08,000 You found Jimmy Burgess´s car? 572 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,700 Yes. 573 00:30:09,700 --> 00:30:11,070 With a boot full of money. 574 00:30:11,070 --> 00:30:12,770 Quarter of a million pounds, probably. 575 00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:14,470 So the local woodentops 576 00:30:14,470 --> 00:30:16,930 were able to help you, after all, Ripley. 577 00:30:16,930 --> 00:30:20,870 Your thanks and apologies are gratefully received. 578 00:30:20,870 --> 00:30:23,300 He´s asked for his bill and the uncle´s car keys. 579 00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:24,970 Right. 580 00:30:24,970 --> 00:30:27,030 Wait a minute, what are you doing? 581 00:30:27,030 --> 00:30:29,830 Hmm? Well, I thought I´d give Jason the keys, 582 00:30:29,830 --> 00:30:31,770 then you could all go and watch the car 583 00:30:31,770 --> 00:30:34,770 and wait for Jimmy Burgess to come and collect his dosh. 584 00:30:34,770 --> 00:30:38,300 There´s a problem. 585 00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:39,800 What´s that? 586 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,070 It´s Jimmy Burgess. 587 00:30:42,070 --> 00:30:43,330 He´s dead. 588 00:30:46,030 --> 00:30:48,070 I knew it. 589 00:30:48,070 --> 00:30:50,070 So Jimmy Burgess is in the hospital 590 00:30:50,070 --> 00:30:52,070 as an unidentified DB. 591 00:30:52,070 --> 00:30:53,270 When he´s been positively IDed, 592 00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:54,970 he´ll be moved to the coroner´s office. 593 00:30:54,970 --> 00:30:56,900 Ripley thought that might buy them enough time 594 00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:58,370 to recover the counterfeit money. 595 00:30:58,370 --> 00:31:01,100 And I´ll bet they thought it´d give them a chance 596 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:02,570 to try and find the middle man, 597 00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:04,600 whoever´s been buying Burgess´s £20 notes. 598 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,270 Are you telling me 599 00:31:07,270 --> 00:31:09,930 they dragged that poor man out of here, 600 00:31:09,930 --> 00:31:13,930 knowing he was dead, and dumped him in the hospital, 601 00:31:13,930 --> 00:31:18,100 without even telling his family? 602 00:31:18,100 --> 00:31:22,700 Well, I don´t care what that man has done -- 603 00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:25,330 He´s done forgery, Margaret. He makes counterfeit money. 604 00:31:25,330 --> 00:31:27,000 Yes! That is a dreadful crime. 605 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:31,370 It destabilizes the economy, it causes terrible uncertainty, 606 00:31:31,370 --> 00:31:34,230 but nonetheless, nonetheless, that poor man 607 00:31:34,230 --> 00:31:35,970 deserved better than being manhandled 608 00:31:35,970 --> 00:31:40,030 by a pair of so-called police officers! 609 00:31:56,330 --> 00:31:58,300 Oh, you´ve done all right on the rump, haven´t you? 610 00:31:58,300 --> 00:32:01,300 It´s almost a pound over. 611 00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:03,030 It´s all right, I won´t tell anyone. 612 00:32:03,030 --> 00:32:04,530 I´ll let you off this time. 613 00:32:04,530 --> 00:32:06,230 Will you be wanting to weigh the lamb as well? 614 00:32:06,230 --> 00:32:08,300 No, no, no. That´s fine, thanks, fine, fine. 615 00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:09,830 Okay. 616 00:32:14,570 --> 00:32:16,500 See you next week. 617 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:18,000 Yeah. 618 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,930 Well, you certainly kept him on his toes, didn´t you? 619 00:32:20,930 --> 00:32:22,500 - Morning, sir. - Morning, Cambridge. 620 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,000 Are you all right, sir? 621 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,070 I´m fine, thanks. What do you want? 622 00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:27,830 DI Ripley would like to see you, sir. 623 00:32:27,830 --> 00:32:30,070 Well, I don´t want to see him. 624 00:32:30,070 --> 00:32:31,670 Well, my new chum Crabbe´s 625 00:32:31,670 --> 00:32:33,270 going to change all that. 626 00:32:33,270 --> 00:32:36,100 Assuming he can follow a few simple instructions. 627 00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:42,200 Yeah. Ha ha. Okay, Lorna, later. 628 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,700 You´re working with the big boys, now, Crabbe. 629 00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:49,600 I´ll just have to try and control my excitement. 630 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,830 I want you to break the tragic news to Mrs. Burgess. 631 00:32:51,830 --> 00:32:55,070 Oh, you want me to tell her her husband´s dead? 632 00:32:55,070 --> 00:32:58,500 But don´t say "Burgess." Tell her Norman Jones is dead. 633 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:00,870 My guess is, she´ll be gutted 634 00:33:00,870 --> 00:33:03,230 when she sees her old man lying there, 635 00:33:03,230 --> 00:33:04,900 and she´ll identify him -- why not? 636 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:06,570 You don´t know anything about Jimmy Burgess, 637 00:33:06,570 --> 00:33:09,130 the master forger -- you´re just the local plod. 638 00:33:09,130 --> 00:33:11,070 Oh, right, yes. 639 00:33:11,070 --> 00:33:12,930 And when you tell her you´ve located 640 00:33:12,930 --> 00:33:14,700 the old boy´s car, she won´t be able to resist. 641 00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:16,530 She´s hard as nails. 642 00:33:16,530 --> 00:33:18,830 Widowed or not, she´ll try to cut a deal with that money. 643 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:21,170 She´ll be down that garage before she´s dried her eyes. 644 00:33:21,170 --> 00:33:24,500 That´s when we take over. 645 00:33:26,870 --> 00:33:29,300 Not keen on friend Ripley, are we sir? 646 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:32,700 No. Well, he´s more interested in his career 647 00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:34,230 than he is in his work. 648 00:33:34,230 --> 00:33:36,270 Some people -- Fisher for instance -- 649 00:33:36,270 --> 00:33:38,670 think they´re both one and the same thing. 650 00:33:38,670 --> 00:33:40,170 They´re not. 651 00:33:40,170 --> 00:33:42,530 Do you think I´m one of those people, sir? 652 00:33:42,530 --> 00:33:44,930 No, Cambridge, not yet. 653 00:33:44,930 --> 00:33:47,030 Not yet. 654 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,830 Something wrong, sir? 655 00:33:56,830 --> 00:33:59,970 Don´t be silly, Cambridge. 656 00:34:02,070 --> 00:34:06,030 You´re the man from the restaurant, aren´t you? 657 00:34:06,030 --> 00:34:07,800 Yes, Mrs. Burgess, but I´m afraid 658 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,870 I´m wearing a different hat today. 659 00:34:09,870 --> 00:34:12,170 Detective Inspector Crabbe, Barstock CID. 660 00:34:12,170 --> 00:34:14,430 I don´t understand. 661 00:34:14,430 --> 00:34:16,970 It´s about your brother, Norman Jones. 662 00:34:16,970 --> 00:34:20,470 I´m afraid I´ve got some very bad news. 663 00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:26,930 Mrs. Burgess. 664 00:34:26,930 --> 00:34:29,530 Yes, let´s get it over with. 665 00:34:41,930 --> 00:34:44,900 Mrs. Burgess, 666 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:48,000 Can you identify this person? 667 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,400 Yes. Yes, I can. 668 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,230 I´m sorry. I must ask you formally. 669 00:34:54,230 --> 00:34:58,070 Can you identify this man by name? 670 00:34:58,070 --> 00:35:01,430 Well, it´s Norman, isn´t it? 671 00:35:01,430 --> 00:35:04,730 Norman, my brother. What do you think? 672 00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:08,670 You can identify this man as Norman Jones, your brother? 673 00:35:08,670 --> 00:35:10,630 Yes, of course I can! 674 00:35:10,630 --> 00:35:12,300 It´s what she just said, isn´t it? 675 00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:14,430 Are you absolutely sure? 676 00:35:14,430 --> 00:35:16,770 Yes, of course I´m sure! 677 00:35:16,770 --> 00:35:20,170 He lives with me. Lived with me. 678 00:35:20,170 --> 00:35:25,530 It was just a few days ago that I made his breakfast for him. 679 00:35:25,530 --> 00:35:27,230 I´m not going to forget what he looks like 680 00:35:27,230 --> 00:35:30,100 since then, am I? 681 00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:32,970 It´s all right, Mum. What´s your problem, Crabbe? 682 00:35:32,970 --> 00:35:38,830 I´m sorry, um -- It´s very upsetting, I know. 683 00:35:38,830 --> 00:35:43,370 Why don´t you take your mother into the next room? 684 00:35:49,670 --> 00:35:52,330 So what do you think? 685 00:35:52,330 --> 00:35:56,730 Well, either this is 686 00:35:56,730 --> 00:35:58,930 Norman Jones, her brother, 687 00:35:58,930 --> 00:36:04,930 or she´s the best liar I´ve ever met. 688 00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:07,000 Well, let´s see what happens 689 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,770 when you tell her about the car. 690 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,000 Goodbye, 691 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,800 whoever you are. 692 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,800 Thank you very much, Mrs. Burgess. 693 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,130 And please accept our deepest sympathies. 694 00:36:30,130 --> 00:36:32,470 There is just one other thing. 695 00:36:32,470 --> 00:36:35,370 We´ve managed to locate your brother´s car. 696 00:36:35,370 --> 00:36:37,070 I know you don´t want to be bothered 697 00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:38,730 with trivialities at a time like this, 698 00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:40,570 so if you´d like me to arrange to have it collected? 699 00:36:40,570 --> 00:36:42,230 That won´t be necessary. 700 00:36:42,230 --> 00:36:44,670 Just tell us where it is, Crabbe. 701 00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:48,870 It´s in a carpark near Heathrow Airport. 702 00:36:48,870 --> 00:36:50,200 I have the address here. 703 00:36:52,270 --> 00:36:53,900 Perhaps your husband could pick it up? 704 00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:56,930 I beg your pardon. 705 00:36:56,930 --> 00:36:59,100 There is a Mr. Burgess, I take it? 706 00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:01,700 There is, but he is no longer a fixture. 707 00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:04,800 We don´t mention his name. 708 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,100 You know, a visit to the mortuary 709 00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:10,270 always gives me a terrific appetite. 710 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:14,170 Reaffirmation of life or something, I suppose. 711 00:37:14,170 --> 00:37:16,500 Good God! 712 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:18,030 Something wrong, sir? 713 00:37:18,030 --> 00:37:21,730 Pull over just here, would you? 714 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,200 Oh, hallo. 715 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,700 Just been having your lunch, then? 716 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:52,270 What, in there? Not likely. 717 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,730 You were never delivering there, were you? 718 00:37:54,730 --> 00:37:57,530 Are you following me or something? 719 00:37:57,530 --> 00:37:59,470 No, no, no, I just happened to be passing by 720 00:37:59,470 --> 00:38:02,730 and I saw your van and I stopped and I thought, Bedlow´s. 721 00:38:02,730 --> 00:38:05,170 I mean, Bedlow´s can´t be delivering their prime, 722 00:38:05,170 --> 00:38:09,900 grass-fed beef to Bob´s Big Burgers, can they? 723 00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:13,770 We supply "100% pure beef burgers," 724 00:38:13,770 --> 00:38:14,930 that´s the official description. 725 00:38:14,930 --> 00:38:21,770 I see, "100% pure beef." 726 00:38:21,770 --> 00:38:26,570 Yes, now, what does that actually mean? 727 00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:29,330 Look, if you got any queries, you see the top man 728 00:38:29,330 --> 00:38:31,330 and stop giving me aggravation. 729 00:38:31,330 --> 00:38:33,400 I just deliver the stuff. 730 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,070 Which is what I should be doing now, 731 00:38:35,070 --> 00:38:37,470 not standing around here, arguing the toss with you. 732 00:38:37,470 --> 00:38:39,170 Are you listening? 733 00:38:39,170 --> 00:38:41,670 Ducks. 734 00:38:41,670 --> 00:38:43,470 That´s right, ducks. 735 00:38:43,470 --> 00:38:47,330 100% pure duck, as it happens. Real feathers and all. 736 00:38:47,330 --> 00:38:49,600 Or do you think I stuck them on meself? 737 00:38:51,970 --> 00:38:54,900 Right, Cambridge. Back to Mrs. Burgess´s house. 738 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:56,400 Oh, why? 739 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,900 Ducks. 740 00:38:57,900 --> 00:39:00,170 Ducks? 741 00:39:00,170 --> 00:39:02,730 Well, about a thousand years ago, 742 00:39:02,730 --> 00:39:04,570 I had the dubious pleasure of arresting 743 00:39:04,570 --> 00:39:06,830 an elderly housebreaker called Albie Potts. 744 00:39:06,830 --> 00:39:09,200 Anyway, while I was searching Albie´s abode, 745 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,800 I came across a sheaf of blank MOT certificates. 746 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,470 - And? - They were forgeries. 747 00:39:15,470 --> 00:39:17,270 Very good ones, actually. 748 00:39:17,270 --> 00:39:18,630 Go on. 749 00:39:18,630 --> 00:39:19,930 Well, Albie had nicked them 750 00:39:19,930 --> 00:39:23,670 from a little bungalow owned by a Mr. Francis Battle. 751 00:39:23,670 --> 00:39:29,170 Naturally, Mr. Battle denied any burglary had taken place at all. 752 00:39:29,170 --> 00:39:31,370 But what I´ve just remembered is that, 753 00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:33,030 on Mr. Battle´s front garden, 754 00:39:33,030 --> 00:39:35,770 there were some rather beautiful model ducks. 755 00:39:35,770 --> 00:39:37,500 Ducks. 756 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,330 Mrs. Burgess´s. 757 00:39:40,330 --> 00:39:41,870 Yes, sir. 758 00:39:46,230 --> 00:39:48,630 So you think this man, Battle, 759 00:39:48,630 --> 00:39:52,870 is actually Jimmy Burgess? 760 00:39:52,870 --> 00:39:54,830 Yes, but the Jimmy Burgess I knew 761 00:39:54,830 --> 00:39:59,600 was 6´0" tall and at least 16 stone. 762 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,270 Even with the passage of time, there´s no way 763 00:40:01,270 --> 00:40:04,400 he could be confused for Ripley´s Burgess. 764 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,570 So you think Burgess is still alive? 765 00:40:07,570 --> 00:40:10,230 Oh, yes, ha -- Norman Jones really is 766 00:40:10,230 --> 00:40:13,470 Norman Jones, Mrs. Burgess´s brother. 767 00:40:13,470 --> 00:40:16,770 But Mr. Burgess, he was never arrested. 768 00:40:16,770 --> 00:40:19,530 There´s no record of him. He´s not on file anywhere. 769 00:40:19,530 --> 00:40:22,670 Ripley and Purvis don´t even know what he looks like. 770 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:25,470 They´ve been following the wrong man. 771 00:40:25,470 --> 00:40:27,570 We ought to inform DI Ripley, sir. 772 00:40:27,570 --> 00:40:29,870 Oh, I don´t see any need to do that yet. 773 00:40:29,870 --> 00:40:31,600 After all, I might be wrong. 774 00:40:34,370 --> 00:40:36,770 Look, sir. 775 00:40:45,930 --> 00:40:47,470 Well, sir? 776 00:40:47,470 --> 00:40:49,300 Hang on. What´s this? 777 00:40:56,070 --> 00:40:57,700 It´s Jason. 778 00:41:11,870 --> 00:41:13,830 Was that Burgess? 779 00:41:13,830 --> 00:41:15,430 How should I know, Cambridge? 780 00:41:15,430 --> 00:41:16,630 It was a very long time ago. 781 00:41:16,630 --> 00:41:18,430 Now, for heaven´s sake, get the car started. 782 00:41:18,430 --> 00:41:19,970 I´m trying, sir! 783 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,830 What did I tell you? Sweet as a nut. 784 00:41:51,830 --> 00:41:53,600 On your marks, everyone. 785 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:57,600 The eagle has landed. 786 00:42:05,730 --> 00:42:08,600 He´s going into the garage. 787 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,600 Don´t let Ripley and Purvis know we´re here. 788 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,500 Well, we don´t want to get in their way, do we? 789 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:18,400 There´s the car, Mrs. Jones. 790 00:42:20,030 --> 00:42:23,500 Thank you. 791 00:42:30,570 --> 00:42:32,730 Got those Granada discs for you, mate. 792 00:42:32,730 --> 00:42:34,030 What discs? 793 00:42:34,030 --> 00:42:40,370 Well, it says, here, "Granada discs for Pilkington´s." 794 00:42:40,370 --> 00:42:41,970 this ain´t Pilkington´s. 795 00:42:41,970 --> 00:42:44,230 Pilkington´s on the other side of the airport. 796 00:42:44,230 --> 00:42:47,830 I don´t believe it. This is my first day and all. 797 00:43:20,970 --> 00:43:23,530 What´s my best way to Pilkington´s, then? 798 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:37,070 Stand by. 799 00:43:41,170 --> 00:43:42,630 Go, go, go! 800 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,600 What seems to be the trouble, officer? 801 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,870 Let´s have a look in the boot and find out, shall we? 802 00:44:05,870 --> 00:44:09,900 Here comes the van, sir. 803 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:23,030 Pull the car apart. It´s in there somewhere. 804 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,970 Well, this is the bit you say "go, go, go," sir. 805 00:44:31,970 --> 00:44:35,370 Kindly stop the van, please, Sergeant. 806 00:44:42,330 --> 00:44:44,830 Well, come on, Cambridge. 807 00:45:16,100 --> 00:45:18,300 Well, go on, then, get out there! 808 00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:19,700 Come on, move! 809 00:45:29,530 --> 00:45:31,230 Ugh. God, I hate cars. 810 00:45:42,030 --> 00:45:44,900 James Henry Burgess? 811 00:45:44,900 --> 00:45:46,900 You probably don´t remember me. 812 00:46:03,330 --> 00:46:06,900 We´re all finished here. 813 00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:08,430 Thanks. 814 00:46:15,900 --> 00:46:21,230 He´s going to claim it all for himself, you know? 815 00:46:21,230 --> 00:46:23,670 Well, it´s the work that counts, 816 00:46:23,670 --> 00:46:25,770 not the career, right? 817 00:46:25,770 --> 00:46:27,270 Hmm. 818 00:46:29,570 --> 00:46:31,470 John, pass us that mustard, would you? 819 00:47:03,230 --> 00:47:06,830 Mmm, that´s a fantastic bit of meat. 820 00:47:06,830 --> 00:47:09,530 Thank you, Henderson. 821 00:47:09,530 --> 00:47:12,300 It´s marvelous beef. 822 00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:14,300 Beautifully cooked, of course, Mr. Crabbe, 823 00:47:14,300 --> 00:47:17,270 but it is marvelous beef. 824 00:47:17,270 --> 00:47:19,930 It is actually the tenderest bit of beef we´ve had in ages. 825 00:47:27,370 --> 00:47:28,870 Great flavor, too. 826 00:47:28,870 --> 00:47:30,100 What is this, 827 00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:32,500 a commercial for the Meat Marketing Board? 828 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:34,400 Come on, Crabbe, what do you think? 829 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,130 It´s not bad. 830 00:47:38,130 --> 00:47:39,800 "Not bad"? Come off it, Crabbe. 831 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,930 It´s bloody marvelous and you know it. 832 00:47:41,930 --> 00:47:44,370 Everyone working hard, I see. 833 00:47:44,370 --> 00:47:46,370 Have some of this beef, 834 00:47:46,370 --> 00:47:48,130 Mrs. C., it´s the real thing. 835 00:47:48,130 --> 00:47:50,830 Not remotely like those beef-flavored crisps 836 00:47:50,830 --> 00:47:52,800 you keep in the car. 837 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:58,830 Oh, that´s excellent. Excellent! 838 00:47:58,830 --> 00:48:00,170 If it´s any help, Margaret, 839 00:48:00,170 --> 00:48:02,170 I´ve already made an arrangement with Mr. Plummer, 840 00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:04,300 so there´s no need to pretend you can taste anything. 841 00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:05,470 Good. 842 00:48:05,470 --> 00:48:09,430 Yeah, that´s the genuine article, that is. 843 00:48:10,870 --> 00:48:13,200 You can always tell the genuine article. 844 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:15,730 Oh, if only that were true. 845 00:48:56,700 --> 00:48:59,700 Subtitling made possible by Acorn Media